I went out to this rural restaurant on a date. I’d met this guy on Craigslist, something like that. I don’t know who he was, but he’d brought another date along so he could pick who he liked best. The other girl was Taylor Swift. We ordered our food, and the show that went on while people dined began. A child wearing many coats did crappy magic. Then these others legless versions of the first child – dragged themselves on stage, calling him a fraud. They had him take off his jackets – 5 or 6 or them, at least. Somehow they called me on stage to help get the shirts off, but I fell down the stage steps when pulling on a sleeve. One of the legless fellows asked me how old the kid was turning, who had a birthday, but I didn’t know what kid he meant. Back at my table, the guy and Taylor Swift were a bit disgusted or disappointed with me – it was Taylor Swift’s brother’s birthday, and he was turning 5 months. She had a card and wanted me to sign, but it was a really dirty card – full of naked women. She mentioned that she could magically get rid of babies, but only before they were born, but she said it wasn’t the same as an abortion. I thought that the card was too dirty for the child, and that was all that really bothered me.
[End Dream]
I don’t really know if this and the previous dream were interconnected or separated by waking for a brief moment, but they were so different from one another that I decided to split them up into new posts. We’re catching up, though – soon I won’t be doing these near-daily posts. You’ll have to wait to read about my dreams as they happen – crazy!
Also, what’s up with me and dreams of Taylor Swift? I mean, I guess I like her music – I definitely enjoy her song “Safe and Sound” from the soundtrack to The Hunger Games (though that might just be because I love The Hunger Games), but she isn’t my favorite or anything like that. Oh, well – it’s better than dreaming about celebrities that I really dislike. Besides, the situation itself was freaky enough – it was almost like the legless versions of the child were unsuccessful attempts to make him or something like him. Weird.